not me

i certainly haven't been using puffs as entertainment for wren the past few weeks. (she's not very good at eating them yet, so if i was to put them in front of her all the time, it would keep her busy for at least a good 15 minutes... if i did that she would at least be getting pretty good at her "puff grasp" by now...)

i would absolutely never forget to pack warm clothes (it's spring ya'll!) and happen to find one outfit in the trunk for the 50-60 degree weather... then proceed to have her wear that outfit even after she had a wet diaper leak in it the day before. (IF i did that i would have definitely at least dried the pee pants in the drier.)

i didn't proceed to make a 5 hour trip (which is 6-7 hours for those of you unable to translate that into "10-month-old-babytime") during the middle of the day with the knowledge that my daughter is "such a good traveler" only to find that in reality she is "such a good sleeper" since all of our other recent long trips have been in the evening/nighttime... that would be just plain silly.

not me.

no, not me

i didn't leave the little bird playing quietly on the couch to go check facebook, hear her crying, and return to find her on the floor... not the couch. that definitely wasn't me.
i didn't choose to grab whataburger after church last night because i was still reeling from a migraine earlier in the day when i had perfectly healthy food in my fridge at home. no way!
i didn't start giving the baby her bottle in her bed after naptime THE DAY she started holding it on her own.... nope.
i don't sometimes go in and check on the little bird at night, find her sleeping soundly, and proceed to pick her up just because i love her sleepy snuggles.