housekeeping for new mothers

this could also be titled 'housekeeping tips for nicu moms who just brought home their 3 month old babies'

welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first session of housekeeping tips for new mothers. if you're a martha stewart type of housekeeper, this column is NOT for you. however, for the rest of you, this is your chance to learn 15 secret shortcuts to good housekeeping that your mother never told you.